i see myself with a million faces

shvkespearc:

remember when everybody on this website was in high school but like now if i see somebody on here thats in high school im like jesus christ…. are u okay how is that going for you….

were–ralph:

alphabetcompletionist:

were–ralph:

evilwizard:

were–ralph:

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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sophiagrimes:

my guilty pleasure like actual embarrassing thing is i do like to listen to fake you out by top when im sad

all of vessel tbh…….

my guilty pleasure like actual embarrassing thing is i do like to listen to fake you out by top when im sad

kiki0008:

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we arent allowed to order food on sundays but one of my managers likes me so much i just followed her around all day going “chorizo. scrambled eggs. corn tortilla.” and she got it for me ❤️😭🙌

me at work:

my crush: hey :)

me: i cant help it if u look like an angel! cant help it if i wanna kiss you in the rain SO come feel this magic i been feelin since i met u cant help it if theres no one else mmmm i cant help myself

sic-semper-hominibus:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

buttercup: i was in love
westley: with who? do i know him? is he taller than me?

rippleskip:

Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you

capacity:

*customers walk in*
Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business

fyi

fuck-usag:

kill-the-5pare:

madlori:

petratodd:

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

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Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.

She only had a gender reveal party because it was her first pregnancy that made it to a gender pregnancy scan. All her others had been miscarriages. She was only celebrating a pregnancy milestone!

that…..is a super valid reason for a party.

vernadskova:

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

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